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Twitter Stalking: What Are The Porn Sluts Doing This Weekend?



It is a beautiful weekend here in the North East so what better to do than to sit inside and judge others. Listen it’s not like we are throwing rocks out of our windows at idiots below, we are simply throwing spears of love at the porn sluts we follow on twitter. So check out what the sex studs are up to this weekend:

Here we have Trenton Ducati, his girlfriend Tate Ryder and the ever-sexy Paddy O’Brian all at the gourmet wing establishment Hooters. It’s picture time so grab the hula-hoop and all the straight people hop in the diagram and all the gays step out…segregation as usual. I’m still baffled how Paddy picks up women with the smell of balls and anus on his face.

Harry Louis is one of our favorite prostitutes, mostly because we love to see his transformations every time he has a new owner. This current Marc Jacobs era has proven to be fabulous for his wardrobe. Here he is at fellow pornstar Rafael Carreras’ bar in Ibiza called SOAP. I love the little Farrah Fawcett rope belt, it looks great here next to Adam Lambert.

Next we have Bryan Cole who has just been cum dumped on. Notice the drops of love on his face and chest. But what is more fascinating than the sperm speckles all over his body is that booger bell on his cock. Now I love sucking a penis, don’t get me wrong, but to risk chipping a tooth to appease my throat just doesn’t work out for me.

Here Jay Roberts gives a look at his refrigerator. I have no other comment other than the fact that I love him more for eating canned sardines…just don’t kiss me above my neck please.

Rogan Richards is the new love of my life. Even here with Alexis Arquette he looks devilishly sexy. Ok that’s not Alexis but still it leaves me fantasizing of the day Rogan will nibble on my leather chained brassiere.

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